I do wish she would have had a gun and knew how to use it without hesitating

Oh dear!  Why do I feel like this can't be a good thing?    

Quote:A malfunction with the heating system of the Museum für Naturkunde (or Museum of Natural History) had some unforeseen consequences, as a Gasosaurus egg dating from the Jurassic period ended up hatching, giving birth to the first dinosaur to see the daylight in more than 100 million years.
The egg which was believed to be petrified was preserved in a small storage room situated right next to the boiler room. When the system started overheating a few weeks ago, it seems to have surprisingly initiated the incubation process, leading the egg to hatch.
«This is an incredible opportunity for science» explains Gunther Warburg, paleobiologist at the museum. «The Gasosaurus is classified as a carnivorous tetanuran dinosaur of the therapod family originating from China. It remained a mystery because all we had to study upon were a few remains. But now we have a live one! I feel like I’m in Jurassic Park the movie! » explains the specialist, visibly enthusiast.
The specimen has already been transfered to the Berlin Zoo, where it can be studied in a secure environment. A few facts have already been made public concerning the creature, including it’s size and weight, allegedly 41 centimeters tall with a weight of 11 kilograms.
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She was 99 when she passed away today. R I P Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Quote:The best known of three glamorous sisters from Hungary, actress Zsa Zsa Gabor pioneered a modern version of celebrity — she was famous for being famous.

With the advent of television talk shows, Gabor became a frequent guest as early as the 1950s, charming audiences with her fractured English and slightly risque jokes about her reputation as an oft-married seductress fond of men and money.


“Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended,” she would say. Or “I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

Her nine marriages and reputation for shaving years off her age made her a pop-culture punch line. When entertainer Bob Hope joked, “You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers,” it only cemented her fame.


Gabor died Sunday of heart failure in her Bel Air mansion, according to her publicist Edward Lozzi. She was 99.

Made me think of Daitengu:

And for these next one I have to say that I Agree, be better if it was Jim Beam though!

That Door Is Closed!

You bet!

Until the liberals Hear of this!


Stockpile Time!

My kind Of City!

We all watched snippets of the man in his rise and now someone has compiled the best. Many of these moments were missed as we all have actual lives to struggle with, but these 30 minutes are worth the watch.




Jude

Every good social board needs a thread about the different ET races. 

Not much to say here, except some of them look downright scary!    Watch the video and learn about them for yourself.



https://youtu.be/OXmO_4w3g78




https://youtu.be/yLH-p1OgJD4

Quote: 
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS
YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,
WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK
HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET
CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED
ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY
LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL . 

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED.. 

'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH '

Yes they did and Why you ask, because a couple of Parents took offence to a line by Tiny Tim.
So, instead of the school telling them to plug their ears for those simple words, they cancelled the entire play.
Yes this is Political Correctness and that's why I put it here.

Quote:The fifth graders at Centerville Elementary School in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania have been performing “A Christmas Carol” for decades. But this year that tradition came to an abrupt end. 

Parents told local reporters the play was canceled because two parents complained about a line in the Charles Dickens holiday classic.

Quote:The unnamed parents took offense at the words uttered by Tiny Tim, “God bless us, everyone," television station WHTM reported.

Quote:“I was very surprised because it’s going on for decades and it’s a tradition at the school that everyone looks forward to,” resident Jane Burkhart told the television station. 

Like many in this deeply religious community, she was saddened by the cancelation. 

“One little line shouldn’t ruin it for every kid,” Burkhart said. “Charles Dickens is a class author, not a religious author.”

Principal Tom Kramer addressed the controversy in a message posted on the elementary school’s website. You can read the entire message by clicking here.

“Our decision is rooted in the desire to be respectful of the many cultural and religious backgrounds represented by the students attending Centerville Elementary,” he wrote. 

That’s a mighty big clue, folks. In order to be tolerant and diverse, public schools have to eradicate any mention of God. 

"Captain Calway," A voice spoke from the con.. "Visual confirmation for the other Six.. All Seven vessels have escaped earths Gravitational field.."

"Thank you, Second Lt. Zimbwa.. Begin countdown for Drone sat releases.."An older white man sat in the command chair as he looked around his bridge, "XO.."

"Captain Releasing SAT/DRONES," Second Lt. Zimbwa smiles to himself.. "Sir.."

"Captain.. All Stations report we are a go," A Hispanic female spoke.. "Lt. Colonel Ferrin.."

A female woman spoke with a slight Isreali Accent, "Commander Wyat.. The Asimov and the Hawkins report no issues.. The Zheng He reports some minor injuries among GS's.. The Norumbega reports the same..  " With a sour face, "The Spacey Mc. Space Space  and the Carpet Muncher report minor shifting of supplies.."

"that still irks you doesnt it.. Wyat..The internet chose those names and I insisted they be honored.." Captain Calway's texas accent came through, "Houston.. We are on our way.. Second star to the right on till morning Second Lt."

"God D@#$ it Calway.." A voice came through the speakers, "You were not scheduled to launch till 0700.. "

"Houston.." Captain Calway leans back in his modified spacesuit, "My orders from President Trump were passed down directly to me in the White house.. And I quote, 'Get us to Mars however you see fit Captain..' "

"We were not supposed to launch," Commander Wyat looked at the captain..

"Not at all.. You see a few friends of mine in intelligence dropped me a few lines.. It seems certain members of Congress had planned to stop our launch tomorrow.." Captain Calway hit a few buttons, "This is Captain Calway to the Asimov, Hawkins, Zheng He, Norumbega, Spacey Mc. Space Space, and the carpet Muncher.. We got out of dodge right before we got hit with a federal restraining order. "

"Captain Calway.. They will releave you of duty," The voice from Houston was Pissed off..

"Actually no.. You will find certain crew members Missing," Captain Calway laughed. "They are probably watching us in a bar right now.. Commanders.. Our orders were quiet simple.. We delivery the Supplies and the personnel to mars.. The Enterprise will provide escort  till mars.. After the landing of the Two transports andthe two suppliers, the two science ships will launch the satellites around orbit of mars. The enterprise will assist in the survey for six months.. The the crews of the Science ships, with the escort of the Enterprise, will return to earth.."

After a few seconds, Lt. Col. ferrin shakes her head.. "Captain the commanders have all responded.." A smile breaks out on her stern face and she answers back in russian.. After a few seconds, "The Commander of the Carpet Muncher said that houston could.. Sir it translates to.."

"Tell him I agree.." Captain Calway grins, "Tell him I am curious on how far up Pelosi's ass his ship would fit.. Might I suggest we finish the mission first."

Laughter comes from the Lt. col.'s station..

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Now that he is leaving office, all these people decide to come forward!  Why didn't they do it before it was too late?!    



I can't copy any of this article to share here, so go to the site and read it:  LINK

And watch this chilling video!  Be SURE to watch what she discloses at the 57:30 mark!