07-05-2017, 09:10 AM
(07-05-2017, 08:11 AM)gordi Wrote: There's NO WAY I'm cutting down to 21 ejaculations a month!
Me too neither!
The l'il missus would divorce me for not keeping up with my husbandly duties, and then who in the hell would cook for me?
Nope, I reckon the cancer is just gonna have to get me! It's better than starving to death, right?
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’