American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World

[Snarl]

Here is a deep thought to consider, perhaps our aversion to discuss human sexuality is related to facing our own mortality.

Sex and sex organs are directly related to procreation that is necessary for a species' survival and this is due to the fact that we are mortal, we are born and we die. Only another generation of our kind will perpetuate the species and sex is how this is accomplished. By avoiding any serious discussion about human sexuality we can avoid the obvious related issue of our eventual death.

Something to consider, of course, I'm not a psychologist, I only play one on an obscure forum board.

Well, my junk is rarely used anymore. Call it a conversation piece ... that's all it's good for ... and I'm fine with that too.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Here is a deep thought to consider, perhaps our aversion to discuss human sexuality is related to facing our own mortality.

Sex and sex organs are directly related to procreation that is necessary for a species' survival and this is due to the fact that we are mortal, we are born and we die. Only another generation of our kind will perpetuate the species and sex is how this is accomplished. By avoiding any serious discussion about human sexuality we can avoid the obvious related issue of our eventual death.

Something to consider, of course, I'm not a psychologist, I only play one on an obscure forum board.

Well, my junk is rarely used anymore. Call it a conversation piece ... that's all it's good for ... and I'm fine with that too.

Well, I'm too old for those shenanigans now really, I'm getting past the expiration date real soon. That salmon run is almost over and that long fight upstream will soon end.

[Brotherman]

Bigburgh - Brotherman, I had no idea those were bouncing vaginas. I thought it was some bizarre performance art involving the Beatles Abby Road album cover, silly me. Bumped you both.

In the woke world they have the black Beatles

[Brotherman]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8m9zhNAgKs

[rickymouse]

I'm sixty six and still have a lot of balls in my pants.  Yeah, they get stuck in my pants when I take them out of the dryer.  Having balls in your pants when taking stuff out of the dryer is better than having things cling to you when you go shopping or to the restaurant. I have no interest in clingy things anymore at my age, when I was a kid I had more desire for being clung to.
In this country the penile code is much more relaxed than in some other countries these days.

[OmegaLogos]

Explanation: According to my father, the poet ...

Its the long and thin that slips right in that does NOT please the ladies ... BUT its the short and thick that does the trick to produce bonny wee babies!

Personal Disclosure: LOL! You want me to comment on average erect penis sizes eh???

Sorry to be a prick ok but it seems like a literal dick sizing contest here and I find I have no need to boast nor have any regrets about my genitalia currently.

However your mileage may vary in length and so I suggest that ...

More girth has more worth than the longness of a schlong ok!

Having erected that argument in such a seminal discussion I find I have been textually ballsy to ejaculated enough funny logic about penis sizes to cover basically everything that it sticks to and maybe it will plant a seed that gives birth to even more bold and wild thread topics in the future.

[Ninurta]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8m9zhNAgKs

I couldn't sit through the whole thing, but what I did see was the sorriest attempt at cultural appropriation I've ever had the misfortune to behold.

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[NightskyeB4Dawn]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b8m9zhNAgKs

I couldn't sit through the whole thing, but what I did see was the sorriest attempt at cultural appropriation I've ever had the misfortune to behold.

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I tried. 49 seconds was the best I could do.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Even though the article is about average human penis sizes based on country, it was used in reference to world politics, as if a prominent penis had anything to do with political prominence. This deep seeded size issue, is it only a quirk of humans or is this naturally  related to some evolutionary advantage when mating? Based on the links below and others like it, humans at the very least project their penis size obsession onto the animal kingdom.

7 Animals with the largest penis

Here is one of an amusing chart on animal sizes.

Animal Penis Size Chart

Our culture is saturated with this penis obsession as is further illustrated below by my personal experiences.

I was watching a nature program on cable TV when I lived with my parents and they showed a wild male horse mounting a female. I was pretty shocked and amazed and so asked my father, who happened to be in the room during that part, "Why does it need to be so long?" He said, "Because it has a long way to go."

In another nature program they showed a wild boar in action. They slowed it down and had a close-up to clearly show the corkscrew shaped pig penis turning with each thrust.

And just to "keep it up" . . .

Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.

Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.

[hounddoghowlie]

Even though the article is about average human penis sizes based on country, it was used in reference to world politics, as if a prominent penis had anything to do with political prominence. This deep seeded size issue, is it only a quirk of humans or is this naturally  related to some evolutionary advantage when mating? Based on the links below and others like it, humans at the very least project their penis size obsession onto the animal kingdom.

7 Animals with the largest penis

Here is one of an amusing chart on animal sizes.

Animal Penis Size Chart

Our culture is saturated with this penis obsession as is further illustrated below by my personal experiences.

I was watching a nature program on cable TV when I lived with my parents and they showed a wild male horse mounting a female. I was pretty shocked and amazed and so asked my father, who happened to be in the room during that part, "Why does it need to be so long?" He said, "Because it has a long way to go."

In another nature program they showed a wild boar in action. They slowed it down and had a close-up to clearly show the corkscrew shaped pig penis turning with each thrust.

And just to "keep it up" . . .

Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.

Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined
.

[hounddoghowlie]

Explanation: According to my father, the poet ...

Its the long and thin that slips right in that does NOT please the ladies ... BUT its the short and thick that does the trick to produce bonny wee babies!

Personal Disclosure: LOL! You want me to comment on average erect penis sizes eh???

Sorry to be a prick ok but it seems like a literal dick sizing contest here and I find I have no need to boast nor have any regrets about my genitalia currently.

However your mileage may vary in length and so I suggest that ...

More girth has more worth than the longness of a schlong ok!

Having erected that argument in such a seminal discussion I find I have been textually ballsy to ejaculated enough funny logic about penis sizes to cover basically everything that it sticks to and maybe it will plant a seed that gives birth to even more bold and wild thread topics in the future.

Back in my childhood when my Pop was a partner in a chicken farm, he made a poster for the mens restroom.
He called it Instructions for using a indoor outhouse.

Me and my brother have tried to remember all of the instructions. We can only agree on the very last one.

All ducks with short bills, stand closer to the pond.

[Snarl]

Even though the article is about

they also had cooter worship.

Wonder how many members had to look that term up.

I've never heard it used outside the state of Florida.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Even though the article is about average human penis sizes based on country, it was used in reference to world politics, as if a prominent penis had anything to do with political prominence. This deep seeded size issue, is it only a quirk of humans or is this naturally  related to some evolutionary advantage when mating? Based on the links below and others like it, humans at the very least project their penis size obsession onto the animal kingdom.

7 Animals with the largest penis

Here is one of an amusing chart on animal sizes.

Animal Penis Size Chart

Our culture is saturated with this penis obsession as is further illustrated below by my personal experiences.

I was watching a nature program on cable TV when I lived with my parents and they showed a wild male horse mounting a female. I was pretty shocked and amazed and so asked my father, who happened to be in the room during that part, "Why does it need to be so long?" He said, "Because it has a long way to go."

In another nature program they showed a wild boar in action. They slowed it down and had a close-up to clearly show the corkscrew shaped pig penis turning with each thrust.

And just to "keep it up" . . .

Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.

Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined
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That brings up a good point. I have no doubt that there are vaginas everywhere, not just the occasional bouncing pink kind.

I have found some prehistoric cave paintings with genitalia and they are about equal on sexes, but it can be found throughout history I'm sure.

Just consider the association of tunnels and caves with female anatomy, inside of the womb of Mother Earth. There is early agriculture with farmers sowing seeds into a hole poked into the ground with a stick. Female fertility goddess worship is associated with hunting and early agriculture. Below is a picture of some aboriginal artwork that illustrates this point, maybe.



Then again, this may be prehistoric porn. Without understanding ancient aboriginal iconography and traditional stories as well as not seeing the entire painting in it's full setting, it may not be what it looks like to me. Of course those are obviously naked women, legs spread with vaginas clearly and boldly depicted.

The kangaroo has design work similar to the X-ray designs that represent internal organs, but are just lines with two long lines that connect to it's eyes. IMO, the upward pointing three headed arrow below the horizontal figures is what connects this image to hunting kangaroo. Perhaps the women are attracting the kangaroos into shooting range with the scent of their menses, this is just speculation. I rather think it is what it appears to be, but in a context of an ancient myth, maybe one about creation.

[Snarl]

Just consider the association of tunnels and caves with female anatomy, inside of the womb of Mother Earth.

This was in my mail this a.m.  Claims it's an actual advert from the '50s.

[Ninurta]

And just to "keep it up" . . .

Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.

Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.

Not just whales have penis bones. Most mammals have at least the vestiges of a penis bone. Raccoons have one that is curved with a hole in one end for passage of the ureter - those used to be made into needles by sharpening the distal end and using the hole to hold the thread/sinew for sewing.

Humans are one of the few mammals that have entirely lost the bone for their boner.

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[Ninurta]

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined
.

It's as old as human art.

One of the oldest sculptural representations are an 8 inch stone phallus, about 37,000 years old, also described as a "stone dildo" found in a German cave, the Hole Fels, I believe. it is contemporaneous with the earliest human representations of the human figure we have found, also found in the Hohle Fels and the surrounding area. I personally believe that the "Hohle Fels Venus", the earliest human made female figure we have so far found, show not a modern human, but a Neanderthal female carved by a modern human.

Cooters are carved in absolute swarms in some European caves, right into the rock of the cave walls and large boulders on the floors of the caves.

Just one of those things that have fascinated humans since they first found out they could make art. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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[Ninurta]

Even though the article is about

they also had cooter worship.

Wonder how many members had to look that term up.

I've never heard it used outside the state of Florida.

Yeah, I've heard it all over the South, usually referring to the female genitalia, but in some places it is an alternate name for a "terrapin", a box turtle - no play on words intended...

Then in the old TV show "The Dukes of Hazard", there was a character, a mechanic, whose name was "Cooter". I used to get no end of amusement out of that being broadcast on national TV.

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[BIAD]

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined...

I refer you ' Time-Travelling Dicks', a posting from some time ago.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined...

I refer you ' Time-Travelling Dicks', a posting from some time ago.

This subject just keeps coming up (tee-hee-hee). That was a cool thread.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Just consider the association of tunnels and caves with female anatomy, inside of the womb of Mother Earth.

This was in my mail this a.m.  Claims it's an actual advert from the '50s.

That's great stuff there, reminds me of a hot "Dickens' Cider".

I had come up with the idea of an "Uncle Salty's Salty Dog" hot dog stand franchise featuring our special Uncle Salty's Sauce. Some old bearded guy with a captain's cap giving you a wink can be the trademark icon image.