IS suicide bomber accidetly blew up his going away party

[Daitengu]

goatshagger kids ... they blow up fast .... this one even had premature detonation syndrome ..... took his family an friends  with him ....  lets hope more catch premature detonation syndrome ..... 

goatshagger prematurely detonates ......

[Mystic Wanderer]

I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way, but...  GOOD! 

No telling how many innocent people have been spared because it blew up prematurely.  Let the guilty die!

[BIAD]

I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way...

Don't feel too bad Mystic, he's in Paradise now eating gorgeous food and 
drinking delicious drink without getting full. 72 nubile virgins (huris) await his
bloody and fragmented body -although, you're supposed to be whole to be
allowed into the joint.

There's a debate on whether 500 wives and 4000 virgins may be made available
to the sucker still holding the pin, but it involves the choice of translation of the
word 'hur' -which can mean 'white raisins'

If it was a female suicide-bomber/someone-not-very-good-with-explosive-vests,
then some say she will be reunited with her earthly husband (the guy who used
to beat her) and if she was single, she can marry any man there on the cloud.

Those ladies who believe in this wonderland also believe that they can become
'chief' over the 72 virgins... so that's a nice job for a woman isn't it.

[Mystic Wanderer]

I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way...

Don't feel too bad Mystic, he's in Paradise now eating gorgeous food and 
drinking delicious drink without getting full. 72 nubile virgins (huris) await his
bloody and fragmented body -although, you're supposed to be whole to be
allowed into the joint.
There's a debate on whether 500 wives and 4000 virgins may be made available
to the sucker still holding the pin, but it involves the choice of translation of the
word 'hur' -which can mean 'white raisins'
If it was a female suicide-bomber/someone-not-very-good-with-explosive-vests,
then some say she will be reunited with her earthly husband (the guy who used
to beat her) and if she was single, she can marry any man there on the cloud.
Those ladies who believe in this wonderland also believe that they can become
'chief' over the 72 virgins... so that's a nice job for a woman isn't it.

I don't think being 'chief' over 72 hormonal virgins is exactly what I would call a 'good job'. 

Probably more like 'getting what they deserve'... a taste of a different kind of hell.  

[guohua]

 GOOD Riddance!
Maybe he was following his Instructions to the Letter.

[Mystic Wanderer]

 GOOD Riddance!
Maybe he was following his Instructions to the Letter.

Do you make these cartoons yourself Ms. G.?  You always seem to have just the perfect one for every post.  

[guohua]

@"Mystic Wanderer" 
Thank You. I wish I was as talented as BIAD or gordi.

[Ninurta]

I don't think being 'chief' over 72 hormonal virgins is exactly what I would call a 'good job'. 

Probably more like 'getting what they deserve'... a taste of a different kind of hell.  

No such thing as a "hormonal virgin" - if they're very hormonal, they don't remain virgin for long.