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Civic Duty
#1
Quote:NOTHING HEROIC:   Just Trying To Do My Civic Duty
 
This morning, around 7 a.m., I went for my stroll around the local pond .

I noticed a man shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!

It is now 11a.m. The terrorist has drowned and none of the authorities have responded.


I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
#2
Least it wasnt a postal holiday ......   and he didnt end up stuck in que for hours waiting to buy stamps ......  things worked out when follow proper procedure ......
Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



#3
(04-02-2017, 06:18 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Least it wasnt a postal holiday ......   and he didnt end up stuck in que for hours waiting to buy stamps ......  things worked out when follow proper procedure ......

We all have our burdens to bear.
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Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 
#4
Seems like they all pulled a Schultz...

Good on them !


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