The Arrogance of Old Age

[BIAD]

What kind of sex, for how long, and with who? Once that is established you could haggle. I won't perform for anything less than Labatt's and it goes up from there. Then there is number of beers and when I can consume them. Preferably, I would take the beer up front and consume at least half of the beer before performing. The woman would have to bring her own beer or beverage of preference.

So if the scenario arose where BIAD and Swamp Buck believed it would be a good idea to promote Rogue Nation
via hijacking one of those large billboards, an unusual outcome would occur?

The Man-Girl and Swamp Buck might be creeping across the roof of a brewery with serious features on their faces
and large rolls of printed paper beneath their armpits, their goal lays ahead and their bonded focus was to offer the
world a fair and decent website.

Then the roof cracks beneath Swamp Buck's knees and the horned-member suddenly disappeared from BIAD's view.
Luckily, a filled vat of beer breaks SB's fall and panting in fear, BIAD peers into the hole with hopes Swamp Buck is
okay.

Breaching the surface, Swamp Buck waves that all is well and the profusely-sweating hermaphrodite breathes a sigh
of relief.
That's when the seventies porn music starts....?