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The Arrogance of Old Age - 727Sky - 04-04-2021 Quote:*Subject:* *The Arrogance of Old Age* RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Wallfire - 04-04-2021 Yes I have heard about this thing called sex, but I cant remember what it is. The sadness of old age RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - BIAD - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 09:09 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Yes I have heard about this thing called sex, but I cant remember what it is. The sadness of old age I recall it has nothing to do with keeping the garden tidy and you tend to be sleepy afterwards. Also, if memory serves, it's something you can do during the commercials if you're watching a movie in bed. Using unusual places to conduct a supposed 'new-and-exciting' form of this exhausting exercise -in my experience, isn't such a good idea. We're on our fourth wardrobe now and believe performing in conditions like that just doesn't make the grade when compared to a nice cup of cocoa whilst reading a Mills & Boon romance novel in bed. (And those damned-gimp costumes are a waste of time and money. I had to take my dentures out for that ball-gag apparatus.) RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Finspiracy - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 09:09 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Yes I have heard about this thing called sex, but I cant remember what it is. The sadness of old age Don't worry, i know this. Sex means the same thing as gender. They are synonyms. I would not trade sex to have beer. I am used to being a male, although not very masculine. I would not trade that, become a female, just to have beer. Do not get me wrong, i like drinking beer. But i draw the line somewhere. RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Michigan Swamp Buck - 04-04-2021 What kind of sex, for how long, and with who? Once that is established you could haggle. I won't perform for anything less than Labatt's and it goes up from there. Then there is number of beers and when I can consume them. Preferably, I would take the beer up front and consume at least half of the beer before performing. The woman would have to bring her own beer or beverage of preference. RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - BIAD - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 01:06 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: What kind of sex, for how long, and with who? Once that is established you could haggle. I won't perform for anything less than Labatt's and it goes up from there. Then there is number of beers and when I can consume them. Preferably, I would take the beer up front and consume at least half of the beer before performing. The woman would have to bring her own beer or beverage of preference. So if the scenario arose where BIAD and Swamp Buck believed it would be a good idea to promote Rogue Nation via hijacking one of those large billboards, an unusual outcome would occur? The Man-Girl and Swamp Buck might be creeping across the roof of a brewery with serious features on their faces and large rolls of printed paper beneath their armpits, their goal lays ahead and their bonded focus was to offer the world a fair and decent website. Then the roof cracks beneath Swamp Buck's knees and the horned-member suddenly disappeared from BIAD's view. Luckily, a filled vat of beer breaks SB's fall and panting in fear, BIAD peers into the hole with hopes Swamp Buck is okay. Breaching the surface, Swamp Buck waves that all is well and the profusely-sweating hermaphrodite breathes a sigh of relief. That's when the seventies porn music starts....? RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - hounddoghowlie - 04-04-2021 all of you can say what you want. i'm still like the the fella in the story, even though im old, fat, smelly, and have a ton of ungroomed fur on my face. i'm still a ho killin ladies man. RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Michigan Swamp Buck - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 01:20 PM)BIAD Wrote:(04-04-2021, 01:06 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: What kind of sex, for how long, and with who? Once that is established you could haggle. I won't perform for anything less than Labatt's and it goes up from there. Then there is number of beers and when I can consume them. Preferably, I would take the beer up front and consume at least half of the beer before performing. The woman would have to bring her own beer or beverage of preference. Are we at a local micro-brewery with beer at or above 8% ABV? Ah, what the hell, I won't remember it the next day. We could set up cameras though. Hummm. RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - F2d5thCav - 04-04-2021 With my luck, the woman wouldn't be a woman. "Dude ... you can HAVE the beer!!" Cheers RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Wallfire - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 04:55 PM)F2d5thCav Wrote: With my luck, the woman wouldn't be a woman. When you get to my age im just happy with what comes along. Also for us oldies the song Hokey Cokey is as close to sex as we will ever get RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Mystic Wanderer - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 04:55 PM)F2d5thCav Wrote: With my luck, the woman wouldn't be a woman. @"F2d5thCav"
Ain't that the truth!
RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - BIAD - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 04:47 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: Are we at a local micro-brewery with beer at or above 8% ABV? It would be one of those faceless corporations that don't really give a damn. Hence, you don't need to carry guilt as you drink yourself to freedom. The main thing is when you climb out of the vat, you look squarely into that camera and say: "Let that be a lesson to you kids... trespass brings its own problems." Then hiccup. RE: The Arrogance of Old Age - Ninurta - 04-04-2021 (04-04-2021, 05:56 PM)Wallfire Wrote: When you get to my age im just happy with what comes along. Also for us oldies the song Hokey Cokey is as close to sex as we will ever get If I can get a whole leg in, and still shake it about, I'm not sure that is a gal I'm brave enough to explore... Ah, what the hell - I always carry a flashlight in my pocket, so I don't suppose I'd get lost! . |