The Arrogance of Old Age

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

What kind of sex, for how long, and with who? Once that is established you could haggle. I won't perform for anything less than Labatt's and it goes up from there. Then there is number of beers and when I can consume them. Preferably, I would take the beer up front and consume at least half of the beer before performing. The woman would have to bring her own beer or beverage of preference.