The Arrogance of Old Age

[BIAD]

Yes I have heard about this thing called sex, but I cant remember what it is.  The sadness of old age

I recall it has nothing to do with keeping the garden tidy and you tend to be sleepy afterwards.
Also, if memory serves, it's something you can do during the commercials if you're watching a movie in bed.

Using unusual places to conduct a supposed 'new-and-exciting' form of this exhausting exercise -in my experience,
isn't such a good idea. We're on our fourth wardrobe now and believe performing in conditions like that just doesn't
make the grade when compared to a nice cup of cocoa whilst reading a Mills & Boon romance novel in bed.


(And those damned-gimp costumes are a waste of time and money. I had to take my dentures out for that ball-gag
apparatus.)