Jokes From My Time.

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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"

I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."
 
We then walked past some sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
 
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?"
 
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
 
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
 
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
 
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
 
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
 
She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19."
 
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
 
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."