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Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-22-2021 I make no apologies for offence... it's not my problem!! One of his classic gags was the one about the two check-out girls (Sharon and Dawn) in a supermarket. The pair decided to play the game of working-out if a male customer was married or not by the evaluation of his purchases. A young chap approached the checkout and began to unload his basket, one mushroom, one bottle of milk and one tomato. Sharon looked up from the line of items and said to the man "You're not married, are you?" The guy looked surprised and responded "Wow...! how can you tell?" Sharon replied "Oh it's easy, it's because you're an ugly cunt" ![]() RE: Jokes From My Time. - F2d5thCav - 01-22-2021 I'm offended at how you spell "offense" ... ![]() ... Just about everything thought funny when I was young is taboo in one way or another now. A terribly sensitive world, unless one leaves the region known as "the West", in which case, the locals laugh at anything they want. Cheers RE: Jokes From My Time. - Wallfire - 01-22-2021 1/ who was the first person to fly non stop across the Atlantic. 2/ Sami Davis Jr 1/ No it was Alcock and Brown 2/ same thing RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-22-2021 (01-22-2021, 06:11 PM)Wallfire Wrote: 1/ who was the first person to fly non stop across the Atlantic. One for Wallfire and staying in the zone of offending things we take for granted. What's white and skips across the Irish Sea? Lord Mountbatten's sand-shoe. ![]() A Muslim lady with a rucksack on her back walks up to her husband and asks "Does my bomb look big in this?" ![]() ![]() Humour, a myth that I once believed in. ![]() RE: Jokes From My Time. - Wallfire - 01-22-2021 RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-23-2021 There was a reason for creating this thread and it had nothing to do with insulting ethnic minorities, it was connected to actually insulting today's concept of insulting minorities. Take the Bernard Manning video, the tradition of northern-English comedians goes back many years of having the ability to amuse a diverse range of audiences. That ability is to go on stage to entertain, not entertain a particular class, race of gender of that audience, that would place the comedian into the challenger position and isolate areas of that group. That would be career-suicide for anyone in show business and is basic 101 common sense. No, the trick is to hit everyone with -hopefully, amusing slants of who we are and how we interact in the diverse world we live in. Bernard Manning was an entertainer, he knew his material was to amuse everyone in the room and by singling-out individuals from many walks of life, create a whole group that would see that difference was a universal reality that we've overcome to be a unified society. Now... let's change the accent of Wallfire's 'Dalek' video. Do you think the humour would work if Spike Milligan had used a posh English accent for the Dalek's voice? No, because of the audience watching it. If the same footage -with a posh English voice and mannerisms was broadcast in Pakistan and the audience there found it amusing, would that make them racists...? No again. The humour would derive from the differences in the two groups and yet they would be bound together in their mirth. And we're back to what Bernard Manning was doing. Like I've said many times, this constant divisive outrage isn't about race or even religion , it's about Class. ....................................... I love the use of the verb 'Experts' in newspapers, a mysterious group of humans who's words are beyond reproach! In this ridiculous article, these 'Experts' -or sensible folk like you and me, are merely baffled, not amused that an alleged place of learning has behaved like a pack of mongos. It shows how people who swim in the dark pool of identity-politics eventually drink the stuff that surrounds them and become the racist they abhore. They begin to see men with pillow-cases on their heads, everywhere. Quote:SEE NO EVIL University of York pulls three wise monkeys from their website over ‘racist stereotype’ fearsThe Sun: RE: Jokes From My Time. - Wallfire - 01-23-2021 This thread gives me an opening to something I have been trying to find a way of writing about. If a person is deeply attracted to or deeply fascinated by something that they cannot accept it starts a hate process. The person is filled with hate and pain and sees no way of escaping from this inner agonies. They cannot openly talk or express the feelings so they blame the innocent subject for the pain ( this is the very short version ). Now the only way a person could find the three monkeys as offence is that the person sees them as three niggers, feels bad they see it as this and wants it taken away from there sight, also by removing the monkeys/niggers they are making themselves feel better by thinking " im such a good person I have removed this thing from the people and I make the world a better place". The more woke a person is the more they are hiding a deep sickness that is driving them mad, the more they want to blame other people for the sickness that is filling them. The want/needs of woke can never be achieved no matter what they do because the driving pain/shame is deep inside the woke person, they can never face up to this so they can never get the help they need so they will just keep on going. What thoughts, what fantasies were/are in the minds of a person who thinks the words of "baa baa black sheep" need to be changed. In olden days black sheep were often more valued than white sheep. Please under stand this is a very short version of a massively complicated problem, and I have use words that are not nice but needed to show what people see. RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-23-2021 (01-23-2021, 12:43 PM)Wallfire Wrote: This thread gives me an opening to something I have been trying to find a way of writing about. ![]() ![]() I've been thinking for some time on how to approach this topic and conjured with a soft approach or the way of purveyance that I grew-up in, something called 'life'. As you can see, I went with the latter. I only hope others will step forward to show that identity-politics, false chivalry and fake virtue, are masks of those who accuse others of an ailment they buried deep in their own psyche. RE: Jokes From My Time. - Ninurta - 01-24-2021 I'll tell you the tale of me and Islam. I think it would be fair to say that I hate Islam, but I don't hate Muslims. When I was younger, late teens I suppose, I converted to Islam. Spent a few years in it, until I realized just how illogical it was, then I left. Gradually, I also became aware of just how dangerous it is to individual freedom and, well, life on Earth as we know it. Flash forward several years, and while I was on one of my many tirades extolling the evils of Islam, engaging with Muslims and fellow travelers of Muslims on the utter bat-shit craziness of it, I garnered the focused attention of a Muslim, who began to engage me via private messaging. I eventually married her. It was the only logical thing to do. As part of the marriage contract (yeah, Islam still has 'em) I had to agree to not interfere with her worship in any way, which wasn't a problem for me. I'm all about individual freedom, and the freedom of worship is one of the more basic of those. So I agreed, and the deed was done. In keeping my end of the contract, I never, EVER discussed religion with her, as I did not want to influence her or "interfere" with her mode of worship. So, I never even mentioned religion at all. Then a funny thing happened. She saw something in MY life that she wanted for herself, and so she started asking me religious questions, which of course as a dutiful husband I absolutely refused to answer, so as to keep interference to a minimum, and fulfill my end of the deal. As time progressed, my obstinate refusal to answer such questions got a bit.... dicey. So, after a while and no small amount of pressure, I began to answer those questions, but kept the answers confined to only the particular question at hand, without further elaboration. A year or two later, Grace left Islam too, in favor of Christianity. it wasn't MY fault - honest! I can't control what other folks see in my world and may want a part of! SO - I still hate Islam. Have for years. Grace does too now, and has convinced herself that Allah is actually some sort of demon masquerading as God. Christians know which one - only one is known by them as "The Great Deceiver" with a desire to replace The God. Oddly, I can't for the life of me see that hatred for Islam, in either case, as any form of jealousy. Islam is not something we pine away for, it's something we want no part of. We are not attracted to it, nor are we fascinated by it. We've both already been there, done that, checked it off and have the t-shirt... or, perhaps more accurately, the prayer rug. It holds no draw for us. We hate Islam, but we don't hate Muslims. On the contrary, we tend to see them as deluded, and enslaved by their delusion, but it is THEIR delusion to entertain, not our business how they worship. It's THEIR choice, and only they can break their own chains, so we would prefer to just live and let live. But we still hate Islam. . RE: Jokes From My Time. - kdog - 01-25-2021 (01-23-2021, 03:44 PM)BIAD Wrote:(01-23-2021, 12:43 PM)Wallfire Wrote: This thread gives me an opening to something I have been trying to find a way of writing about. I have worked around elevator guys and construction guys my whole life. Nothing offends me. RE: Jokes From My Time. - Wallfire - 01-25-2021 I see that this thread has caused some stress, so I carried out a review of the people who read the thread. Here are the result's including all who read the thread 50% of the people had an hypoxia attack from culture shock, the other 50% of the people had hyperventilated from culture shock, wile the other 50% of the people did not suffer at all. I would like to thank the wonderful mathematician Diane Abbott for her help with the maths of counting percentages RE: Jokes From My Time. - PLOTUS - 01-25-2021 (01-22-2021, 06:11 PM)Wallfire Wrote: 1/ who was the first person to fly non stop across the Atlantic. Puuuuuhhhaa ha haa haa ha. RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-29-2021 Dave Allen, an well-known seventies Irish comedian of yore, who with one of his jokes (Garden of Eden), actually prophesises 2020-21! RE: Jokes From My Time. - gordi - 01-29-2021 A Muslim terrorists' wife is trying on a new rucksack (backpack)... ... So, she turns to her friend and asks: "Does my bomb look big in this?" ... I know... I know... RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 01-29-2021 (01-29-2021, 12:55 PM)gordi Wrote: A Muslim terrorists' wife is trying on a new rucksack (backpack)... From a time when we could laugh at each other and ourselves, something else that's been separated these days. ![]() However, here at Rogue Nation we appreciate humour and togetherness. This means -as Billy Connolly explains, it's best to learn the strata... the levels we need to know to be a society! RE: Jokes From My Time. - Mystic Wanderer - 03-01-2021 Thought I'd add to this thread with some old cartoons from my time. You can't find most of these anywhere now. Thanks to @SomeBitchIKnow on GAB for sharing this archive of vintage cartoons. RE: Jokes From My Time. - 727Sky - 03-03-2021 Not a joke Quote:ISLAM RE: Jokes From My Time. - 727Sky - 03-03-2021 RE: Jokes From My Time. - 727Sky - 03-05-2021 https://www.youtube.com/embed/8gxdjH3QjNU Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?" Quote:Quote: RE: Jokes From My Time. - BIAD - 03-22-2021 I stumbled across these videos on YouTube and immediately thought of Wallfire! Granted, they're a little dated and the humour is very English, but what I really found odd was that after listening to a couple of the BBC news 'dub-overs' and called it a day and went to my other computer to attempt some banner-making. T |