When the wheel falls off.

[Wallfire]

Reminds me of when I lived in the country, my closest neighbour and friend owned a large farm ( for Finland). He had an old gray Massey Ferguson I think it was from the 50s. He called it "old girl". So one day I ask him why the name? he answered
"Its a bit like the wife"
Old, smokes too much, drinks too much, and smells bad.