(05-20-2020, 08:29 PM)BIAD Wrote:(05-20-2020, 01:08 PM)Ninurta Wrote: And ain't y'all got any wood-chippers over there? These two seem to have gone the difficult route, complete with a home-made abbatoir...
They're not sending their best.
I'm going to have to have a word with the Serial Killer's Union... and you know how it goes when I enter negotiations with unions!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’