04-04-2021, 07:50 PM
(04-04-2021, 05:56 PM)Wallfire Wrote: When you get to my age im just happy with what comes along. Also for us oldies the song Hokey Cokey is as close to sex as we will ever get
If I can get a whole leg in, and still shake it about, I'm not sure that is a gal I'm brave enough to explore...
Ah, what the hell - I always carry a flashlight in my pocket, so I don't suppose I'd get lost!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’