The Arrogance of Old Age

[727Sky]

*Subject:* *The Arrogance of Old Age*





The young ones think they can get something past us oldies.

No way!





*Yesterday morning* *,* *I bought two six packs of beer on sale at Fred
Meyer's.*

*I* *placed* *them* *on* *the* *front* *seat* *of* *the* *car* *and*
*headed* *back* *home.*




I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost  blonde
was filling up her car at the next pump.





It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was
wide open.




She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.



With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in
a  sexy voice, “I am a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you
be interested
in trading sex for beer."




I thought for a few seconds and asked,

*"What* *kind* *of* *beer* *you* *got?”*


*THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE*