07-21-2020, 10:58 PM
And does anyone recall the Canadian report from years ago where a guy was kidnapped by a bigfoot pa who carried him back to bigfoot camp rolled up in his own sleeping bag, and at camp a teenaged bigfoot daughter was makin' googly eyes at him? He surmised he had been abducted for a bigfoot wedding, but miraculously escaped by feeding the "Old Man" tobacco and making him sick, escaping in the resulting chaos...
Now, if bigfoot catches you the first time, and now you have THREE bigfoots (bigfeet? I dunno the proper plural here) to track you down in the wilderness, how likely are you to REALLY make good on that escape? Nope, I think if that had ever happened, said subject would be changing bigfoot diapers nowadays...
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Now, if bigfoot catches you the first time, and now you have THREE bigfoots (bigfeet? I dunno the proper plural here) to track you down in the wilderness, how likely are you to REALLY make good on that escape? Nope, I think if that had ever happened, said subject would be changing bigfoot diapers nowadays...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’