"Cornell"... "corn-hole"... coincidence? I think not! I'm getting an insight here into this gent's mind, I think...
Seriously - if that was Bigfoot splooge in the grass, there's a lot of DNA evidence there. I expect the DNA reports to come out any second now if this was a real thing...
... but I ain't gonna hold my breath.
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Seriously - if that was Bigfoot splooge in the grass, there's a lot of DNA evidence there. I expect the DNA reports to come out any second now if this was a real thing...
... but I ain't gonna hold my breath.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’