Man Attacked By Bigfoot NSFW

[kdog]

You're worried about your Safely   YOU need to be worried about those drugs you consumed.

If that was real Bigfoot Sperm, you'd have every bigfoot hunter with in a 1000 miles in your yard.

I have not heard of Bigfoot bending anyone over for a good old cornholing!
Wait, Wait, let be google Bigfoot doing anal 
I was wrong.

Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by Sasquatch

Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods.
The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

“It was at least 8-foot tall and it’s punches hurt like hell! I was knocked right out at the first blow!”
While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls.

“When I regained consciousness, he had already torn my pants and was tearing through my underwear. I stabbed him in the shoulder with my hunting knife, and that made him run away.”

Mr. Whitaker immediately reported the attack to both the Glenwood Springs Police Department (GSPD) and the Colorado Parks and Wildlife agency, and a joint investigation has been launched.

Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

They are currently interrogating nearby residents to see if anyone noticed an individual corresponding to the description of the suspect.
According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet.
Source

There is a video, But has not so nice pictures.

https://youtu.be/Oll3aNHPulI

A Colorado hunter claimed he was ass raped and forced to perform oral sex by a Sasquatch.

View at your own discretion.

Did he hear banjos and have a perty mouth?