07-10-2020, 08:13 AM
CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
![[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-qGFhSyArDmSuCAv1pjVp4jbAt_g=w412-h220-rw)
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
![[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]](https://odditymall.com/includes/content/cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg)
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
![[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]](https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/33/41/39/240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg)
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!