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Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - Rodinus - 07-10-2020
CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
![[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-qGFhSyArDmSuCAv1pjVp4jbAt_g=w412-h220-rw)
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
![[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]](https://odditymall.com/includes/content/cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg)
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
![[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]](https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/33/41/39/240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg)
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - guohua - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
I don't own any pets, but,
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - Rodinus - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 08:20 AM)guohua Wrote:Challenge for you GuoHua...(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
I don't own any pets, but,
Buy a goldfish...
Buwhahahahahahaha...
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - gordi - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
...Kindest respects
Rodinus
I much prefer this one...
G
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - guohua - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 08:36 AM)Rodinus Wrote:(07-10-2020, 08:20 AM)guohua Wrote:Challenge for you GuoHua...(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
I don't own any pets, but,
Buy a goldfish...
Buwhahahahahahaha...
Gold Fish,,,,, Hmmmmmmm,,, it's that a small Carp fish?
Do they grow big enough to eat?
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - LSU2018 - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :
Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.
Hey presto...!
An instant cat carrying loop...
Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.
If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.
Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.
Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.
Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.
This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)
Kindest respects
Rodinus
I bought a cat carrier for only $16.49 plus tax.
![[Image: 80431853.jpg]](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/639546/80431853.jpg)
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - LSU2018 - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 09:58 AM)gordi Wrote: I much prefer this one...
G
Shit, Gordi... You beat me to it.
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - gordi - 07-10-2020
(07-10-2020, 07:07 PM)LSU2018 Wrote: Shit, Gordi... You beat me to it.
GREAT Minds LSU!
GREAT MINDS!!
G
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - RightHereRightNow - 07-11-2020
Oh my absolute god this entire thread
And to think i recently spent quite a bit on a large cat carrier
RE: Rods top tip of the day : 10th July 2020 - Lumenari - 07-11-2020
You need to get with the times...
![[Image: drone-cat-carrier-drone-cat-carryiing-ca...879325.jpg]](http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/drone-cat-carrier-drone-cat-carryiing-cat-RC-cat-14248879325.jpg)
ETA... the version around here works as well...
![[Image: catcarrier.jpg]](http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2002/catcarrier.jpg)