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CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...

Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.

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If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.

Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]

Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]

Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.

This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)

Kindest respects

Rodinus
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...

Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.

[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]


If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.

Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]

Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]

Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.

This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I don't own any pets, but,  smallcrackingup  smallroflmao
(07-10-2020, 08:20 AM)guohua Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...

Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.

[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]


If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.

Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]

Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]

Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.

This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I don't own any pets, but,  smallcrackingup  smallroflmao
Challenge for you GuoHua...

Buy a goldfish...

Buwhahahahahahaha...
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...


...Kindest respects

Rodinus

I much prefer this one...

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tinysurprised
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(07-10-2020, 08:36 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-10-2020, 08:20 AM)guohua Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...

Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.

[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]


If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.

Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]

Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]

Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.

This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I don't own any pets, but,  smallcrackingup  smallroflmao
Challenge for you GuoHua...

Buy a goldfish...

Buwhahahahahahaha...

Gold Fish,,,,, Hmmmmmmm,,, it's that a small Carp fish? 
Do they grow big enough to eat?
(07-10-2020, 08:13 AM)Rodinus Wrote: [ -> ]CUTE KITTEN OR CAT OWNERS :

Save money on expensive cat carriers when going to the vets by simply tying your cats tail to one of its back legs.

Hey presto...!

An instant cat carrying loop...

Courtesy of Mrs Sherry Goblin from Viz.

[Image: M1XTibfCgpi5pgjSDb7kXDh21N8fpn-8evzQVAX-...12-h220-rw]


If the cat does not make it after the visit to the vets, you can eventually use said deceased feline as a quick and easy ink pen holder on your office desk which makes for great conversation with clients.

Suggestion : Wait until cat is stiff before inserting ink pen or sharpened pencil into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: cat-butt-pencil-sharpener-1.jpg]

Second Suggestion : Make REALLY sure that your vet said that said your cat has well and truly kicked the bucket before inserting said ink pens or sharpened pencils into said cats anal orifice.

[Image: 240_F_333413930_c2GjjOCNl0TtbAQDX6VIlKfcBdHEbya3.jpg]

Courtesy of Rodinus with his sick sense of humour.

This also works for cute labrador puppies. (Apparently)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I bought a cat carrier for only $16.49 plus tax. 

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(07-10-2020, 09:58 AM)gordi Wrote: [ -> ]I much prefer this one...

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tinysurprised
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Shit, Gordi... You beat me to it. 

tinytongue
(07-10-2020, 07:07 PM)LSU2018 Wrote: [ -> ]Shit, Gordi... You beat me to it. 

tinytongue

GREAT Minds LSU!
GREAT MINDS!!
minusculebeercheers
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Oh my absolute god this entire thread  smallrofl minusculewtf smallrofl
And to think i recently spent quite a bit on a large cat carrier smallcrackingup
You need to get with the times...

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tinylaughing

ETA... the version around here works as well...

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