(08-30-2017, 03:42 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote:(08-30-2017, 05:59 AM)Ninurta Wrote: Aaaanndd.... UNICORNS! Who doesn't like unicorns?
@"Ninurta"
Speaking of Unicorns... I still haven't forgiven you and Doug for stealing mine from his stall a few years ago.
I miss him so much.
So glad I have some pictures to remember him by.
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It was for your own good. You KNOW that unicorns only hang out with virgins! Think of your children!
It had to be, so that they might live. we performed a Public Service!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’