A woman's Poem

[727Sky]

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me

down to sleep,

I pray for a man

who's not a creep.

One who's

handsome, smart, and strong.

One who loves to

listen long.

One who thinks

before he speaks.

One who'll

call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's

rich and self-employed,

And when I spend,

won't be annoyed.

Will pull out my

chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and

help me stand.

Oh, send a king to

make me queen.

A man who loves to

cook and clean.

I pray this man

will love no other.

And relish visits

with my mother.

THE MAN

POEM:

I pray for a

deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

big tits who owns a

bar on a golf course,

and loves to send

me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't

rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[BIAD]

The last part was Shakespeare, I think...  Marty Shakespeare, the guy who fixes cars, down the block.

[guohua]

That was Just Beautiful,,,,,,,,  

[guohua]

Mr. G. here,,,, I Loved The last one,,,, Really,,, until my wife threaten to cut my balls off,,,,,,,,  What can i say in my own defense? I' Don't Want To Sound like a Gay Guy with a high voice! 

[Grace]

The woman's poem was nice til we got to the money hungry bitch part that doesn't want a partnership in her marriage... to me, I find that rather offensive because not all women are cunts. 

Now, my husband (dear sweet man) said in their defense that money for some women represents security, I'm just different in that security for me is a big black gun, which he owns and has the ability to wield expertly... lol.. 

I don't know, I just wish young women would read more poems about how women should be like, not poems depicting women as heartless, lazy, money hungry bitches..

[guohua]

The woman's poem was nice til we got to the money hungry bitch part that doesn't want a partnership in her marriage... to me, I find that rather offensive because not all women are cunts. 

Now, my husband (dear sweet man) said in their defense that money for some women represents security, I'm just different in that security for me is a big black gun, which he owns and has the ability to wield expertly... lol.. 

I don't know, I just wish young women would read more poems about how women should be like, not poems depicting women as heartless, lazy, money hungry bitches..

@"Grace" 
You're asking these young, easily triggered Bitches to stop listening to the Music of Today.
That deserve the Respect of A Good Man and The Respect Of Their Employer For Actually Working instead of expecting a Salary for just Looking Pretty.

Not only that,,,, But You Really believe They can READ!!??
You just might be asking a little to much from this Generation.

[Grace]

@"Grace" 
You're asking these young, easily triggered Bitches to stop listening to the Music of Today.
That deserve the Respect of A Good Man and The Respect Of Their Employer For Actually Working instead of expecting a Salary for just Looking Pretty.

Not only that,,,, But You Really believe They can READ!!??
You just might be asking a little to much from this Generation.

Hahaha..

[BIAD]

...And your right, I'm not sure they teach reading these days.. because so many are falling for it!

Your quote got me thinking...
It's like footage this below, it would be so offensive these days and yet, kids watched it, parents watched
it and all was well with the world!

[guohua]

...And your right, I'm not sure they teach reading these days.. because so many are falling for it!

Your quote got me thinking...
It's like footage this below, it would be so offensive these days and yet, kids watched it, parents watched
it and all was well with the world!