06-23-2017, 10:53 PM
What started out as a normal Friday culminated not too long ago with my release from the hospital! 
That feeling when you have to go to the bathroom like CRAZY BAD and then mid-stream...it stops coming out and is full on blocked by a 6 foot long 2000 degree razor blade (at least, that's how I remember it).
That little f'n satan stone tore me up the whole way out. Now I know why I had "stomach pains" all day yesterday.
And the doctor, with a freakin straight face, looks at me and says "I'll give you some antibiotics, but don't worry: Winky's heal surprisingly fast!"
So hears a lit candle for Winky and all of the poor souls that passed the mother of all kidney stones and lived to tell their tale. Nothing speaks to the truth about my day more than a phallic shaped object on fire....
Time to stop drinking soda, beer on the other hand??? ...
That feeling when you have to go to the bathroom like CRAZY BAD and then mid-stream...it stops coming out and is full on blocked by a 6 foot long 2000 degree razor blade (at least, that's how I remember it).
That little f'n satan stone tore me up the whole way out. Now I know why I had "stomach pains" all day yesterday.
And the doctor, with a freakin straight face, looks at me and says "I'll give you some antibiotics, but don't worry: Winky's heal surprisingly fast!"
So hears a lit candle for Winky and all of the poor souls that passed the mother of all kidney stones and lived to tell their tale. Nothing speaks to the truth about my day more than a phallic shaped object on fire....
Time to stop drinking soda, beer on the other hand??? ...