I used to do what?!

[DuckforcoveR]

I used to:

Sing Sunday School songs while gutting fish

Shave symbols into my chest hair...

discriminate against people who wore pants down to their ankles

secretly dream about pants and ankles (what?)

play power chords on the guitar and pretend I was good.

dream about walking the grand canyon

dream about crossing the Rio Grande as a migrant

eat hot pockets

listen to music on CD

listen to comedy on any media Louis CK was available.

enjoy music (all around)

dream of a day when robots ruled the earth

wonder why I was so damn messed up and used to think about all of the above :)

Just a little fun

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