(08-30-2017, 11:29 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: That's the most lame excuse I've ever heard. Virgin's aren't the only people who can own a Unicorn.
Lame or not, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! A lame excuse is better than NO excuse, eh?
Besides, OWNING a unicorn and INTERACTING with it are two different things! What good is a unicorn you can't interact with? Again, it was for your own good - we could not have lived with ourselves if we had allowed it to get out of hand to the point that the unicorn gored you!
Doug and I are publicly-minded like that!
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’