Well boys and girls .... bit of comic relief in whats been a very disgusting campaign cycle thus far ..... looks like the green party candidate needs lesson in geography along with map and compass as she went to wrong city for rally ..... bloody amazing ...... is it that damn difficult to find a candidate that isnt corrupt.... criminal..... traitorous..... lying..... useless damn trash ..... that has an IQ higher than a damn gnat ..... 

confused candidate

If this is Real, it's HUGE!

Quote:It was shot in Malaysia and seems to show a huge black UFO circling over a village.

The spooky shots seem to show the object gliding just above the earth before zipping away.
Seconds later, it turns on its axis and sails back for a second look – much to the amazement of gob-smacked villagers.
You can see why they were so spooked as there’s bright white light streaming out of the flying saucer.

There’s also a weird noise coming out of the UFO that sounds like a low car engine  (or maybe an alien?).
One observer said: “What is it, what is happening?”
Another added: “It is a sky ship, it is another people.”
The footage was apparently taken near Kuala Krai and a woman is heard screaming as she clocks what’s soaring in the skies of her neighbourhood.
But others remain suspicious, claiming the alien craft is a Photoshop hoax.

Well boys and girls ..... for those of you who thought Im crazy because Ive long known elections are rigged and freedom and dumbocrapy is to give the slaves the illusion of freedom ..... heres old soros straight up saying its rigged ..... ahh well the idiots will still vote and pretend they have freedom under the regime ..... meh .... off for drink and to start the wake ...... 

Election Rigged

Nuisance Telephone Calls.

I can't comment on other areas of the world, but here in Britain we're inundated with
nuisance cold-calling that I have no doubt involve some type of scam or tricking to
acquire private details in the hope of stealing money.

Being retired and at home, I usually get about four to five of these calls per day
and I've noticed recently... maybe something to do with the 'Brexit' decision to leave
the European Union, the callers usually say their 'company' has 'Britain' or 'England'
in their title.

I've had my fair-share of 'Hello, this is Windows and your computer is full of viruses' -calls
and now tend to deal with them by using different 'personalities' to aggrevate them enough
so they hang up.
Which is easier said than done.

I've been Detective-Superintendent BIAD of The Scotland Yard, who attempts to get the caller
to reveal their location and his/her superiors' names so that the caller's prison sentence will be
reduced. (Easy -but authoritve tones needed here!)

There's my paranoid-lives-alone old man (not too far off the mark, some would say!) -who explains
how people in suits come around at night and pour poison into the wires under the road and would
never dare to watch the television or go on someting called 'Tinternet'!
(Scared babbling with a hint of 'I'm eating dog food now' -style of a lonely man who sees the world
moving too fast!)

He's my best one, it's when I can really fire-up my imagination to it's max and usually ends-up with
the Asian-sounding caller assuring me that they won't bother me again. Of course, I would like to
write that it works, but there's always the next set of bastards waiting in the wings.

But I do also enjoy my priest role, where I quietly explain that I understand their deceitful ways and
let them know that for a small donation to my church, I will pull the evil demons that cause the caller
to behave this way, from their dishonest body.
(That condescending voice of someone who knows your spiritual needs and yet, doesn't really
listen to your words of woe!)

There are other ones I've done whilst enduring strange looks from my better-half and instead of
hurling abuse at them -as advised by 'she-who-must-be obeyed' I accompany the cold-caller on a
ride through my dusty halls of fantasy and sally!

These latest calls are all about surveys and personal choice, and after hearing my wife rebuke
them when they warn that by not answering their questions they will keep calling, I will generally
take up the mantle and ponder which crazy bugger I'll be as I accept the handset.

My questions are, do other Rogue members suffer with this crap? -and have you any tips on
getting rid of them?

On a personal note, I would be also honoured... if you would suggest other characters for me
to perform on the telephonic stage! Remember, I don't take on these roles lightly, these guys
should get the best!

'Despite no formal training, Lazar hacked the emails and social media
accounts of prominent Americans, including the Bush family.

A former Romanian taxi driver whose hacking hobby revealed the existence
of Hillary Clinton's private email account has been sentenced to 52 months
in a US prison.'



'Marcel Lazar, who used the alias Guccifer online, pleaded guilty in May to
unauthorised access of a protected computer and aggravated identity theft.

The 44-year-old - who was extradited in March after serving time in a Romanian
prison - did not address the federal court at Thursday's hearing.

Lazar formerly bragged of hacking into former Secretary of State Mrs Clinton's
emails, but prosecutors and the FBI say he was lying.

However, the Romanian did manage to obtain emails from former Clinton advisor
Sidney Blumenthal, which were subsequently leaked.

It was a disclosure that ultimately revealed Mrs Clinton was operating an
unauthorised private email system containing classified State Department
information from her upstate New York home...'
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Knew there was another good reason liked the swiss other than for making only good watch in world rolex .... switzerland told the eu to leave its veterans alone and let them keep their assault rifles after the bonehead pussies in brussels wanted more legislation to disarm law abiding citizens after attacks by the religion of pieces ..... with luck the swiss will follow the british example .... tell eu to get stuffed and exit the eu . Good show switzerland on standing up to the boneheads in brussels ...... pfffftttt two finger salute to the gun grabbers in brussels ..... 

swiss tell eu get stuffed were not taking our veterans weapons

This could have gone any a few different forums. I chose this because it doesn't get any more careless and disgusting on our part.

@"Mystic Wanderer"  - I'm sure you will appreciate the seriousness because you actually turned me on to a few stories about the bees that are etched into my brain.

3 million bees killed by "Zika Spray"


Let that soak in for a second...ON SECOND THOUGHT, DONT!!! It seems if it soaks in it kills you.

At a time when we can LEAST AFFORD to lose even more bees, we have this to contend with:



150% man-made and in-excusable.

Quote:I STILL CANT PUT TEXT IN QUOTES!!

'There has been an explosion on the launch pad at the Kennedy Space
Center in Florida, where the aerospace company SpaceX was readying
an unmanned rocket for launch.'



'The cause of the blast is not clear and it is not known if anyone was hurt.
Nasa said SpaceX was test-firing a rocket which was due to take a
satellite into space this weekend.

Pictures from the scene show a huge plume of smoke rising above the
Cape Canaveral complex.
The force of the blast shook buildings several miles away.

Local emergency officials described the incident as a "catastrophic abort
during a static test fire".

In a tweet, the Brevard County Emergency Management Office said there
was no threat to the public.
SpaceX is seeking to create a new era of reusable rockets and affordable
private space travel and has used its Falcon-9 rocket to take supplies to
the International Space Station (ISS).'
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Strike up another profession about to be made obsolete by robots ...... britain getting ready to install robot prostitutes ..... on the upside it may give the poor sheep in wales a chance to get some rest ..... 

robot hookers in britain

Hey Mystic ..... found a holiday package you might be interested in for your next holiday ..... theres a group raising funds to explore the suspected entrance to an alien base in south america ..... 

alien base probe