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IS suicide bomber accidetly blew up his going away party
#1
goatshagger kids ... they blow up fast .... this one even had premature detonation syndrome ..... took his family an friends  with him ....  lets hope more catch premature detonation syndrome ..... 

goatshagger prematurely detonates ......
Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



#2
I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way, but...  GOOD! 

No telling how many innocent people have been spared because it blew up prematurely.  Let the guilty die!
#3
(06-29-2017, 05:58 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way...


Don't feel too bad Mystic, he's in Paradise now eating gorgeous food and 
drinking delicious drink without getting full. 72 nubile virgins (huris) await his
bloody and fragmented body -although, you're supposed to be whole to be
allowed into the joint.

There's a debate on whether 500 wives and 4000 virgins may be made available
to the sucker still holding the pin, but it involves the choice of translation of the
word 'hur' -which can mean 'white raisins'

If it was a female suicide-bomber/someone-not-very-good-with-explosive-vests,
then some say she will be reunited with her earthly husband (the guy who used
to beat her) and if she was single, she can marry any man there on the cloud.

Those ladies who believe in this wonderland also believe that they can become
'chief' over the 72 virgins... so that's a nice job for a woman isn't it.
tinysurprised
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 
#4
(06-29-2017, 06:14 PM)BIAD Wrote:
(06-29-2017, 05:58 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way...


Don't feel too bad Mystic, he's in Paradise now eating gorgeous food and 
drinking delicious drink without getting full. 72 nubile virgins (huris) await his
bloody and fragmented body -although, you're supposed to be whole to be
allowed into the joint.
There's a debate on whether 500 wives and 4000 virgins may be made available
to the sucker still holding the pin, but it involves the choice of translation of the
word 'hur' -which can mean 'white raisins'
If it was a female suicide-bomber/someone-not-very-good-with-explosive-vests,
then some say she will be reunited with her earthly husband (the guy who used
to beat her) and if she was single, she can marry any man there on the cloud.
Those ladies who believe in this wonderland also believe that they can become
'chief' over the 72 virgins... so that's a nice job for a woman isn't it.
tinysurprised

I don't think being 'chief' over 72 hormonal virgins is exactly what I would call a 'good job'. 

Probably more like 'getting what they deserve'... a taste of a different kind of hell.   tinylaughing
#5
smallrofl GOOD Riddance! smallrofl
Maybe he was following his Instructions to the Letter.
[Image: suicide_bombing.gif]
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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#6
(06-29-2017, 09:53 PM)guohua Wrote: smallrofl GOOD Riddance! smallrofl
Maybe he was following his Instructions to the Letter.
[Image: suicide_bombing.gif]

Do you make these cartoons yourself Ms. G.?  You always seem to have just the perfect one for every post.   tinylaughing
#7
@"Mystic Wanderer" 
Thank You. I wish I was as talented as BIAD or gordi.
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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#8
(06-29-2017, 08:16 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: I don't think being 'chief' over 72 hormonal virgins is exactly what I would call a 'good job'. 

Probably more like 'getting what they deserve'... a taste of a different kind of hell.   tinylaughing

No such thing as a "hormonal virgin" - if they're very hormonal, they don't remain virgin for long.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’




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