Shoutbox Wannabe.

[BIAD]

...I'm just 60 for crying out loud. And I absolutely, totally and royally fucking hate it.

There are some Wednesdays when I'm on my knees with a trowel and digging the earth in the garden
of my 98 year-old mother-in-law. On those days, she hobbles out and tells me to tuck the back of my
shirt in because when I get older, I may suffer with an aching back from the poor English weather

I'm 62 in December and don't have backache yet... age is relative!