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[BIAD]

I can relate...

New ones? Not so much.

But used? ewwwww!!!!...lol

Jude

I attempted to trick BIAD by telling him I'd purchased a pair of briefs from Ebay that I told
him once belonged to Elvis Presley and I thought I'd gotten away with it.

Then later in the day, I could hear screams of delight and wolf-whistles coming from where
the garden is close to the road. There, all decked-out in rhinestones and tassels, Boy In A Dress
strutted his stuff and sang 'Hunka-Hunka Burning Love' at the top of his voice.

It wasn't until I saw him perform the reverse action of a Tom Jones concert and throw the
used-skiddies out at his begging crowd, that I realised my plan had failed.

So now he walks... without.