08-18-2016, 11:13 PM
Watch your six, bro. It looks like they've gotten as far northwest on the continent as they can, and are now trying to jump the channel and wetback their way into Britain, and you've already got a pretty hefty population there, without the added illegals.
We have a similar problem here, also involving a body of water called the Rio Grande. Now, in our case, they can just wade across the rio because the water in it is usually only ankle deep, but if they jump the channel there, you're going to have more trouble than you can shake a stick at. If it gets too rough, we'll just "migrate" you and yours into the house next door here, then you can be surrounded by 70 miles of armed hillbillies in all directions, too!
As long as we've had an illegal problem here, the illegals STILL haven't managed to infiltrate this area to any large degree. I'd imagine ISIS will have an even tougher time of it, so if it gets too deep there, I'll leave a light on for ya here!
P.S. I've already scoped out all the bridges and gaps into these hills for emergency use. If a human wave comes, you'll still be safe here, 'cause I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to drop them bridges and shoot the crap out of anything trying to climb the cliffs on this side. I've also taken the liberty of plotting out all the best ambush sites, and their lines of sight (with overhead cover and concealment, in case they get their hands on choppers and/or drones), and the ranges involved for potential use by snipers in case dropping the bridges don't give the miscreants the hint.
No kidding, I really do have the maps ready for emergency distribution. Every foot of ground they take here will cost them more than they can pay in blood, sweat, and the tears of their mothers, wives, and daughters.
I'm not goin' down by myself. If anyone gets hurt here, i won't be the last one. I'm taking company with me.
Best that they just bypass us and leave us the hell alone like we asked nicely.
We have a similar problem here, also involving a body of water called the Rio Grande. Now, in our case, they can just wade across the rio because the water in it is usually only ankle deep, but if they jump the channel there, you're going to have more trouble than you can shake a stick at. If it gets too rough, we'll just "migrate" you and yours into the house next door here, then you can be surrounded by 70 miles of armed hillbillies in all directions, too!
As long as we've had an illegal problem here, the illegals STILL haven't managed to infiltrate this area to any large degree. I'd imagine ISIS will have an even tougher time of it, so if it gets too deep there, I'll leave a light on for ya here!
P.S. I've already scoped out all the bridges and gaps into these hills for emergency use. If a human wave comes, you'll still be safe here, 'cause I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to drop them bridges and shoot the crap out of anything trying to climb the cliffs on this side. I've also taken the liberty of plotting out all the best ambush sites, and their lines of sight (with overhead cover and concealment, in case they get their hands on choppers and/or drones), and the ranges involved for potential use by snipers in case dropping the bridges don't give the miscreants the hint.
No kidding, I really do have the maps ready for emergency distribution. Every foot of ground they take here will cost them more than they can pay in blood, sweat, and the tears of their mothers, wives, and daughters.
I'm not goin' down by myself. If anyone gets hurt here, i won't be the last one. I'm taking company with me.
Best that they just bypass us and leave us the hell alone like we asked nicely.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’