07-23-2020, 11:29 PM
(07-23-2020, 07:18 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: Happy Birthday Daddy!
Sorry, no poll dancers for you from me. I'll only send a meme to avoid making "mommy" angry with me.
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Just what makes you think "mommy" WASN'T a pole dancer? I mean, technically, you weren't there when we met...
Quote:(To those who don't know, NO, Ninurta is not my real daddy. It's a private joke that's been ongoing.)
Who's yer daddy?
Thanks, Young-un!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’