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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day!
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(03-27-2022, 07:49 PM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The future, the present, and the past walk into a Rogue bar. Things got a little tense.

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. Guess I was stoned off my ass.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.

The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Karma?" There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

Like them all!
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I think we may have the same therapist though. tinywondering

For every one person that read this post. About 7.99 billion have not. 

Yet I still post.  tinyinlove
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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by gordi - 06-14-2019, 09:49 AM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by Wallfire - 06-14-2019, 03:23 PM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by NightskyeB4Dawn - 03-27-2022, 10:55 PM

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