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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day!
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Here's a couple of if one liners i've known for a while,

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.

If a bird could fire a .45 the birds wouldn't fuck with him.

Read this one the other day,

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by gordi - 06-14-2019, 09:49 AM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by Wallfire - 06-14-2019, 03:23 PM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by hounddoghowlie - 03-26-2022, 03:50 PM

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