06-14-2019, 09:49 AM
It’s a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub,
but a 30 minute walk back from the same pub.
The difference is simply staggering !
.
My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,
lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
.
I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.
,
When Earl Tupper (inventor of Tupperware) died,
his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.
.
The USA should ban grated cheese,
that would make America grate again!
.
It's so annoying when people get their sayings wrong.
After all, it's not exactly rocket salad!
.
I bought a dog from our local blacksmiths,
as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
.
My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army,
he used to go in all buns glazing.
NEXT? LOL
but a 30 minute walk back from the same pub.
The difference is simply staggering !
.
My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,
lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
.
I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I’m not sure what to make of it.
,
When Earl Tupper (inventor of Tupperware) died,
his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.
.
The USA should ban grated cheese,
that would make America grate again!
.
It's so annoying when people get their sayings wrong.
After all, it's not exactly rocket salad!
.
I bought a dog from our local blacksmiths,
as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
.
My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army,
he used to go in all buns glazing.
NEXT? LOL