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The key to this comedy of errors is of course, in the writing. But it's the holder of the pen that brings the smiles -and the
skill needed to transfer thoughts into literature. You need outrage and astonishment, you need to make the reader accept
that any-old shit pumped out by the mainstream media is honest and unbiased.
Basically, you need the reader to be as bungling as the two accused Russian poisoners that like old coins.
Just a day after the Mail writes a long article that names the alleged assassins, there's a response from Russia,
a supposed official statement given to the media, a re-jigging of the prose for average public consumption and
after editing, proof-reading and printing, we have another editorial that educates the uninformed of a serious
crime.
And so, the Daily Star delivers.
'Daubed the toxin'!!!
A person died and others were badly effected... I just don't have the words to offer to explain the above article.
Luckily, The 'Off-Guardian' can come to the rescue! This site shows you how the MSM take the piss out of the people they take monies from.
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The key to this comedy of errors is of course, in the writing. But it's the holder of the pen that brings the smiles -and the
skill needed to transfer thoughts into literature. You need outrage and astonishment, you need to make the reader accept
that any-old shit pumped out by the mainstream media is honest and unbiased.
Basically, you need the reader to be as bungling as the two accused Russian poisoners that like old coins.
Just a day after the Mail writes a long article that names the alleged assassins, there's a response from Russia,
a supposed official statement given to the media, a re-jigging of the prose for average public consumption and
after editing, proof-reading and printing, we have another editorial that educates the uninformed of a serious
crime.
And so, the Daily Star delivers.
Quote:Russia claims Novichok assassins are ‘two British actors named Jeffrey and Paul’The Star:
'Russia has claimed the the Novichok assassin suspects are actually two British actors named Jeffrey
and Paul in the latest bizarre twist to the Salisbury saga.
Vladimir Putin’s lawmaker Konstantin Kosachev issued a statement suggesting the two Novichok suspects –Russian agents
Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov –were “British actors” on Facebook.
And meanwhile, a Russian news website went further with the theory –claiming the CCTV stills were from a British TV show
dubbed KGB Spy. It even named them as Paul Collinson and Jeffrey Fields, claiming the show was broadcast in the early 2000s.
No such show ever existed on British TV, and the British actors’ union Equity has no trace of Fields or Collinson.
Russia’s latest bizarre claims come as Moscow is accused of “playing dice” with people’s lives in Britain during an emergency
meeting of the UN.
Kosachev, chief of Putin’s foreign policy committee, said: "The evening stops being dull for the British followers of Sherlock Holmes
"A whole day has passed since the sensational revelations but there’s not a single word that someone has recognised the two villains.
“[It is improbable they] would exist in a vacuum to the degree that no could recognise them from the photos, given they should have
tens or hundreds or thousand of schoolmates, college-mates, fellow-workers, or simply neighbours and passers-by.
"And where’s all of that? Maybe, these are really two British actors? I looks like something went the wrong way over there in London."
Russian trolls also backed Kosachev’s actor claims – alleging they first emerged on Facebook of a man named Michael Killigan.
Killigan – of whom no trace can be found – claimed the CCTV was shot in “my TV series almost 20 years ago”.
Putin’s news trolls claimed he said: “Does MI5 read our scripts?"
They claim the man was a producer on “KGB Spy” –despite it seeming no show ever existed in the UK.
Russia and Britain’s row over the attempted murder of MI6 double agent Sergei Skripal reignited this week as police confirmed
they had found the suspects. GRU agents Petrov and Boshirov are said to have flown into the UK via Gatwick, stayed in London,
and then travelled to Salisbury with the nerve agent on March 4.
It is alleged they then daubed the toxin from a perfume bottle on the doorknob of Skripal’s home.
Yulia and Sergei were discovered slumped on a bench in a critical condition –with the nerve agent also poisoning brave policemen
Sgt Nick Bailey, and later residents Charlie Rowley and Dawn Sturgess.
Mum-of-three Sturgess was the one fatality of the incident which plunged relations between Britain and Russia to lows not seen since
the Cold War. The US warned the world should be "chilled to the bone" by the developments set out in recent days.
GCHQ head Jeremy Fleming warned that Russia poses an "active" threat during a speech in Washington.
Moscow continues to deny everything, claiming the attack was staged by Britain to stoke up anti-Russia sentiment in Britain...'
'Daubed the toxin'!!!
A person died and others were badly effected... I just don't have the words to offer to explain the above article.
Luckily, The 'Off-Guardian' can come to the rescue! This site shows you how the MSM take the piss out of the people they take monies from.
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