11-15-2017, 08:00 AM
(11-14-2017, 11:00 PM)BIAD Wrote:(11-14-2017, 10:55 PM)guohua Wrote: Balance on the Water barrel!!!??????I Want A Picture Next Time!!
No.. seriously, you don't!
He was trying to look over a fence at a sun-bathing neighbour and his body positioning to attempt that,
ruined my own garden enjoyment. Not exactly 'Mel's Hole', but I hope you get the idea!
I second that - you really, REALLY don't want to see such a sight! I know from experience. Some things can never, ever be unseen once seen, and I've seen such antics from BIAD as his balancing on a picket fence and walking along the strakes. When his balance shifts, and that leg flies out to the side to regain it... good grief!
I still am wracked by nightmares...
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’