In the UK, we don't have to rely on having raccoons rummaging through our trash-cans and spreading
waste everywhere, when we have Eastern European migrants doing it for us. We do have raccoons
living here in Britain and it's assumed they escaped from zoos and animal parks.
I can attest to this and unlike the North American bandit-masked long-tailed bear, it's not food the migrants
are searching for, but personal details of the dustbin's owner.
In fact, these dexterous beasts can be seen all over Europe and bring damage and mayhem to towns
and villages. Oddly enough, just like migrants!
But I digress.
Now it seems 'I am Legend' is a reality and those across the Atlantic may have to accept that the Left's requests
for the US public to give up their arms is a useless and stupid wish.
Raccoons have gone full-zombie (and you never go full-zombie)... and instead of handing over your AR-15s
(because these are the only weapons that exist in the media United States), it may be prudent to keep that
firearm close to you.
Resisting the temptation to do a Laura Dern 'Run!' -snarl from the 'Jurassic Park' movie, I think that fleeing
the country might be a good idea too. At the moment, the outbreak of Procyon lotor zombification seems to
be contained in Ohio with the use of euthanasia, but it may trickle out into surrounding States.
The suggestion of having these highly-intelligent animals patrolling the US/Mexican border in order to deter
drug cartels and illegal labourers is not an adroit one.
I mean, who carries a loft around with them for the inquisitive raccoon to destroy?
No, the terrible weapons that keep shooting humans may be the solution and let's face it, raccoons can't vote,
so what's the big-deal. I'd propose that when getting one of these critters in your cross-hairs, mutter a small
prayer. That way, David Hogg will forgive you.
waste everywhere, when we have Eastern European migrants doing it for us. We do have raccoons
living here in Britain and it's assumed they escaped from zoos and animal parks.
I can attest to this and unlike the North American bandit-masked long-tailed bear, it's not food the migrants
are searching for, but personal details of the dustbin's owner.
In fact, these dexterous beasts can be seen all over Europe and bring damage and mayhem to towns
and villages. Oddly enough, just like migrants!
But I digress.
Now it seems 'I am Legend' is a reality and those across the Atlantic may have to accept that the Left's requests
for the US public to give up their arms is a useless and stupid wish.
Raccoons have gone full-zombie (and you never go full-zombie)... and instead of handing over your AR-15s
(because these are the only weapons that exist in the media United States), it may be prudent to keep that
firearm close to you.
Resisting the temptation to do a Laura Dern 'Run!' -snarl from the 'Jurassic Park' movie, I think that fleeing
the country might be a good idea too. At the moment, the outbreak of Procyon lotor zombification seems to
be contained in Ohio with the use of euthanasia, but it may trickle out into surrounding States.
The suggestion of having these highly-intelligent animals patrolling the US/Mexican border in order to deter
drug cartels and illegal labourers is not an adroit one.
I mean, who carries a loft around with them for the inquisitive raccoon to destroy?
No, the terrible weapons that keep shooting humans may be the solution and let's face it, raccoons can't vote,
so what's the big-deal. I'd propose that when getting one of these critters in your cross-hairs, mutter a small
prayer. That way, David Hogg will forgive you.
Quote:Pet Owners Warned Over Rise Of Zombie' Raccoons.SKY News:
The "undead" animals have been standing on their hind legs, baring their teeth and then falling over backwards.
'Dozens of calls have been made to police in Ohio after residents reported an invasion of "zombie" raccoons.
Officers in the city of Youngstown are investigating reports of the animals acting strangely in the daytime.
The usually nocturnal creatures have been seen standing on their hind legs, baring their teeth and then falling
over backwards. Photographer Robert Coggeshall said he was playing with his dogs outside his home last
week when one of the raccoons approached them.
"He would stand up on his hind legs, which I've never seen a raccoon do before, and he would show his teeth
and then he would fall over backward and go into almost a comatose condition," Mr Coggeshall told the news
agency WKBN.
That raccoon, along with 14 others that police responded to, have been euthanised.
Local officials say the animals were likely suffering from distemper - a viral disease that causes coughing, tremors,
seizures and leads raccoons to lose their fear of humans...'
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