Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,

[BIAD]

...Why don't you carry that crazy shit back into the darkened recesses of your monkey temple
and beat your fucking tambourine where it won't disturb us humans?

So, I'll take it a trip to the barbers for a shaved-head is out of the question?!

But I agree with you that when somebody walks up to you and offers you the meaning
of life, it'll be their meaning.
And it'll also involve money somewhere along the trail.