'ecosexual' professor wants you to have sex with the earth

[Wallfire]

This thread raises some very difficult and disturbing questions , perhaps the good people here could help answer them.

1. How can we know if the tree/stone we are making love too wants us to do it with them.
2. How can we tell the sex of the tree/stone, after all the tree/stone might not be BI
3. If I make a tree/stone pregnant am I responsible for the seedlings or pebbles .
4. Are there age limits, if I make love to a pine cone am I a treeophile .
5. If I only like leaf trees am I a raciest/treeist, what if I only like colored stones.
6 What about poison ivy, no one loves poison ivy, should we all run out and show our emotions and love for poison ivy, or would that be a rash decision
So many questions so little answers, 

                                                PLEASE HELP