Wiltshire crop circle brings hundreds to farm.

[Mystic Wanderer]

I tried that here and got arrested for it! It was on the ride to the police station that it was explained to me that one has to wear more than just the cape... a simple misunderstanding, really.

I know Boy In A Dress ended-up in a similar situation when he went onto private land and looked
at a crop-circle. He commented that the ride in the 'Paddy-wagon' was very warm and I'd guess with
his habit of 'man-spreading', he sat with his unfettered 'down-there' area exposed in the back of the
Police vehicle.

"It's about looking at the exposed nodules" he advised the Constable and that was around the time
the uniformed man tasered him.

OMG!  I'm dying here!