Wooden Mushrooms In The Forest!

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Ah, well... right there you're making the very common error of confusing them with Swallows.
The wooden mushrooms are actually lighter in colour, but probably heavier in weight.
They are also slightly less aerodynamic and tend to have great difficulty flying, never mind navigating their way to Africa...

But since the 'MANS' (Mushrooms Are Not Swallows)-party were founded, this 'weight-shaming' tactic
has been outlawed by the European Commission. Mushrooms -wooden or not, can now take part or at
least, imagine to take part, in travelling to warmer climes just like the red-throated passerines.

For too long... (holding lapels of suit-jacket) the artificial fungus has been held down in their quest to
seek an affinity with their timbered-brethren in the African continent. When sales of Umbongo declined
in the Congo, it was MANS that called out to the soft-drink corporations to solve the dilemma and bring
sweet-tasting prosperity back to the lovers of shitty soda and overseas Agaricus bisporus.
(And thank you Wikipedia)

They say 'flight is for the birds' and that may be so, but self-promotion is also a lofty ideal and it may
well be time that swallows, martins and swifts took a good-long hard look at their privilege of aerial
freedom and gave a brother a hand.

After all, it is 2019.