How NOT to walk on water

[DuckforcoveR]

I just want to start by saying

A pastor in Zimbabwe has been eaten alive by crocodiles after he attempted to show his congregation he could walk on water.

Really?!

The pastor walked into the river, known locally as Crocodile River, and attempted to ascend above the water before walking across it, according to Zimbabwe Today.  

Rule #1 of trying to recreate something that somebody said somebody else did:

Don't try to recreate that in CROCODILE RIVER!!!

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week,” he was quoted as saying by the Daily Post.

LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT "understanding":

The pastor walked into the river, known locally as Crocodile River, and attempted to ascend above the water before walking across it, according to Zimbabwe Today.  

Does that clear it up?

In case you needed more explanation...

Eyewitness Deacon Nkosi told local newspaper The Herald: “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.

“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.

The funny thing about faith is how easy it is to forget it to be a two way street. You have faith that God will be totally cool with you walking across Crocodile River, God has faith that his over-under bet with the elders on how many minutes you'll last is completely safe...

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