The Perfect Woman...Myth or Reality?

[Jude]

The Perfect Woman...Does she exist? Or is she but a mythical creature residing in the collective minds and fantasies of men to keep them awake at night...fighting wars, conquering far off lands, squandering fortunes, spinning tales of catch and release around the camp fire...

Let's delve into the subject using a mathematical approach so as to once and for all answer the question, shall we?

[Mystic Wanderer]

I'll try not to take that personally!    

[Jude]

I'll try not to take that personally!    

It's only funny cause it's true.

At least from one side that is. :)

[727Sky]

A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "Heavens No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam, potato chips and beans,
blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
                                                The End.

[Jude]

A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "Heavens No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam, potato chips and beans,
blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
                                                The End.

You mean it's not true?

[Daitengu]

No such thing as perfect woman .....  One would find a bigfoot ..... e.t ..... unicorn ..... fae folk ..... ghost ...... before ever encountering a perfect woman ......

[guohua]

My husband would say she is Real Enough!
  
Any Question? 

[Jude]

My husband would say she is Real Enough!
  
Any Question?     

C'mon...Those are selfies right?

[guohua]

My husband would say she is Real Enough!
  
Any Question?     

C'mon...Those are selfies right?  

One is!    Yes Women Are Perfect, It's Men Who Are Flawed and It's Our (women) Job, No Our Obligation To Train, No, Huh, Teach men How To Maintain A Relationship and Control Their Animal Urges! 

OH, That was good,,, Lady friends You're all Welcome!