A game of chess, pr'aps?

[IAMTAT]

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

Ok but we should be careful not to offend the Italian athletes. Chef Boyardee is world renowned. I'm pretty sure he has like 13 Michelin Stars. 

Maybe we throw some Jolly Green Giant cans to even things out.

Seems redundant, as pasta is a veggie...and there's no more authentic Italian pasta than Spaghetti-O's.

[FauxMulder]

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

Ok but we should be careful not to offend the Italian athletes. Chef Boyardee is world renowned. I'm pretty sure he has like 13 Michelin Stars. 

Maybe we throw some Jolly Green Giant cans to even things out.

Seems redundant, as pasta is a veggie...and there's no more authentic Italian pasta than Spaghetti-O's.

Ahh, a Campbells man I see. Good taste. 

Ironic that it took an American to show that Italian Boyardee fellow how to do noodles right.

[IAMTAT]

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

Ok but we should be careful not to offend the Italian athletes. Chef Boyardee is world renowned. I'm pretty sure he has like 13 Michelin Stars. 

Maybe we throw some Jolly Green Giant cans to even things out.

Seems redundant, as pasta is a veggie...and there's no more authentic Italian pasta than Spaghetti-O's.

Ironic that it took an American to show that Italian Boyardee fellow how to do noodles right.

It's what we do.

Still, you have to give credit to the Italians for inventing Beefaroni.

[FauxMulder]

What time is kickoff?

[beez]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

[IAMTAT]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

I got one of those little castles stuck in my nostril once.

BTW...be careful...some people can be allergic to those prawns.

[FauxMulder]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

[beez]

I once got a Queen stuck in my butt.

It was college!

Don't judge me!

[VioletDove]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Can’t you just sign into your Augustus account and start? I’ve been waiting for this all day. I even set my board up so I could follow along.

[beez]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Can’t you just sign into your Augustus account and start? I’ve been waiting for this all day. I even set my board up so I could follow along.

I could, but he's Italian.

And them folks get feisty.

[VioletDove]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Can’t you just sign into your Augustus account and start? I’ve been waiting for this all day. I even set my board up so I could follow along.

I could, but he's Italian.

And them folks get feisty.

Well I guess we wouldn’t want that to happen.

[IAMTAT]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?
It'll take at least two days for him to finish stuffing and mounting her.

[Snarl]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?
It'll take at least two days for him to finish stuffing and mounting her.

That's supposed to work the other way around, ain't it?

[beez]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?
It'll take at least two days for him to finish stuffing and mounting her.

Fora minute I thought you were talking about my honeymoon video again.

[FauxMulder]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?
It'll take at least two days for him to finish stuffing and mounting her.

Fora minute I thought you were talking about my honeymoon video again.

Wait....that's not what we're talking about?

[beez]

What time is kickoff?

Dunno.

Got my board set up.

Even played with the horsey pieces for a while.

Augustus probably went to Golden Corral to make the early bird and bring home a nice blue hair. 

Might have to wait until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?
It'll take at least two days for him to finish stuffing and mounting her.

Fora minute I thought you were talking about my honeymoon video again.

Wait....that's not what we're talking about?

That'sin another thread called. "Naked and Afraid".

[FauxMulder]

That's in another thread called. "Naked and Afraid".

Mine was called "There Will Be Blood"

I'll never be the same.

[beez]

That's in another thread called. "Naked and Afraid".

Mine was called "There Will Be Blood"

I'll never be the same.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas where we have never been.  Especially the 17th floor suite of the Bellagio when Gustav served fried clams.

[IAMTAT]

If you think waiting around for Augustus to start the game is really boring...just wait until it actually starts.

[FauxMulder]

If you think waiting around for Augustus to start the game is really boring...just wait until it actually starts.

Dude, this is why I asked if we could throw stuff at them. 

It's now called dodge chess. 

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a Queens Gambit.