07-24-2021, 11:49 PM
Quote:New Government Seal:
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a red white and blue CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!