When the wheel falls off.

[Ninurta]

Grace asked me what was the male equivalent of a dozen roses, a "just because" sort of gift. I immediately answered "a box of ammo".

Grace frowned, and I still don't know why...

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 or  There Rose and Fire Power,,,,, What more does a Woman Need.

I know, right? A box of ammo costs roughly the same as a dozen roses, and lasts almost as long as the roses do, so I'm not understanding her reaction!

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[Wallfire]

Reminds me of when I lived in the country, my closest neighbour and friend owned a large farm ( for Finland). He had an old gray Massey Ferguson I think it was from the 50s. He called it "old girl". So one day I ask him why the name? he answered
"Its a bit like the wife"
Old, smokes too much, drinks too much, and smells bad.