Behind enemy lines

[beez]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

[FauxMulder]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?

[guohua]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

Ok, @"beez" 
Prayers and Comforting Thoughts are on the way,,,,,, well maybe 
 Good Luck there in the land of the Children.

[beez]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

Ok, @"beez" 
Prayers and Comforting Thoughts are on the way,,,,,, well maybe 
 Good Luck there in the land of the Children.

Mine will be a story of bravery, sacrifice, struggle and the indomitable human spirit.

Or I might just go to some meetings and drink too much.

It's a coin toss.

[beez]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?

Of course!

Looting is mandatory here!

[guohua]

@"beez" 

Of course!


Looting is mandatory here!

Right you are, just go pickup one of those Bricks G. Soros had delivered and throw through the shoe store window of your choice, because open door are so Worthless and don't make a statement.
While you're there look for a pair for my husband, Please, 13EEE is his shoe size.
Thank You

[beez]

@"beez" 

Of course!


Looting is mandatory here!

Right you are, just go pickup one of those Bricks G. Soros had delivered and throw through the shoe store window of your choice, because open door are so Worthless and don't make a statement.
While you're there look for a pair for my husband, Please, 13EEE is his shoe size.
Thank You

Yes ma'am.

[Lumenari]

Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?

You are approaching this a little wrong...

Beez?

When you are looting and see a pair of Louis Vuitton that looks like this...



After you find yours in a size 15, can you please pick me up a pair as well in a size 6?

[guohua]

Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?

You are approaching this a little wrong...

Beez?

When you are looting and see a pair of Louis Vuitton that looks like this...



Can you please pick me up a pair as well in a size 6?

@"Lumenari"  Excellent Idea.
  Me too, Me Too. Size 81/2 Please 

[Antisthenes]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

You lucky boy! Have fun...As the Chinese say, "May you live an interesting life". Sooooo jelly!

[IAMTAT]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?

(I'll show myself out)

[beez]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?

(I'll show myself out)

I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.

[IAMTAT]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?

(I'll show myself out)

I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.

Be sure to check your cheesy bread sticks for nooses.

[beez]

Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.

If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?

(I'll show myself out)

I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.

Be sure to check your cheesy bread sticks for nooses.

I also ordered a Caesar salad.

Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

I think I'm going to have to knock down a statue (if any are still standing) of a founding father now.

It's the only way to be sure.

[guohua]

@"beez" 

I also ordered a Caesar salad.


Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

  You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!

[beez]

@"beez" 

I also ordered a Caesar salad.


Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

  You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!

In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.

[Snarl]

@"beez" 

I also ordered a Caesar salad.


Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

  You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!

In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.

Watch out for that dude with the sword.  

ps - Raises glass of Knob Creek in toast. 

[IAMTAT]

@"beez" 

I also ordered a Caesar salad.


Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

  You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!

In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.

It's probably safer to just go down the hall and push over the ice machine...and loot the towels and robe when you check out.

[beez]

@"beez" 

I also ordered a Caesar salad.


Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?

  You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!

In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.

It's probably safer to just go down the hall and push over the ice machine...and loot the towels and robe when you check out.

I thought I might get really radical and leave a smaller than usual tip when I check out.

That'll show what a bad ass I REALLY AM!

[kdog]

So glad my daughter moved to Salem Oregon,away from portland and gave up the nursing career to grow weed.