The Copper Wire

[727Sky]

 After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists  found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion  that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years  ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an  American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a  story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding  traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors  already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier  than the British”.
 
One week later, Australia's Northern Territory Times,  reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his  backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aboriginal Billi Bunji, a  self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely  fxxx-all. Billi has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had  already gone wireless..." Makes me feel bloody proud to be an Australian!

[Wallfire]

A large university in the USA spent a year and 5 million dollars and found that a mans "bells end" was for the pleasure of the woman.
A large university in England read about this and spent a year and 2 million pounds and found it was for the pleasure of the man.
A large university in Ireland spent half an hour and 30 pence and found it was to stop the hand from slipping off