The Dirty Dwarf Jockey... How Did We Get This Far?

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Well, we've done the man-having-sex-with-a-car, letter-box love-making and door-bell licking, so I suppose it's
only correct that we offer Rogue Nation browsers this latest ditty.

Hunt for dirty dwarf jockey caught with pants down by arcade machine

A manhunt has been launched to catch a dwarf exposing himself by an arcade machine.

'The 4ft 5in man was kicked out on Saturday after dropping his trousers in the game centre popular with kids.



Today the Daily Star can reveal he is serial flasher Nick Read.
Harry Potter and Star Wars actor Read, 48, has a long history of sexual offences. He was blacklisted from film sets
in 2011 after being convicted of performing a sex act next to a teenage girl.
The following year he exposed himself to two women on a train to Manchester.


And they're off...!

Read, from Cheadle, Staffordshire also has convictions for indecent assault.
And last year he became embroiled in a race-row after the Daily Star revealed he blacked up as A-Team's Mr T.

Read's latest escapade came after he dressed as a jockey and handcuffed himself to a groom-to-be for a stag party
in Ingoldmells, Lincolnshire. After the boozy party, he is said to have wandered to Cashcade arcade alone.

Footage shows that he appears to be swaying as he approaches one of its machines.
He then pulls his trousers down exposing his behind. Footage has gone viral after the incident.

Diane Grunnill said: "I literally can't believe this!!"
Sarah Newman wrote: "To everyone that thinks this amusing, imagine if your child walked around!"
A source said: "Everyone in the dwarf performing community knows him and his antics."



Reid has been handed a suspended sentence twice for his previous offences.
A spokesman for Lincolnshire Police said: "We are investigating the matter."
Attempts to contact Read went unreturned and his Facebook page was removed last night...'

The Star:

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Yes, we have done the man-having-sex-with-a-car, letter-box love-making and door-bell licking and the Girty Dwaf.
But we also have the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Age of the autosexual: the people sexually attracted to themselves

Are you turned on when you look in the mirror, and enjoy nothing more than a steamy night at home alone? You could be an autosexual

Name: Autosexuality.
Age: Exactly as old as I am.
Appearance: Beautiful, fun, charming, attractive, sexy. Like me.

If you don’t mind me saying so, you seem pretty pleased with yourself. 
Yes, I am, thanks.
It’s like you think you’re all that. 
I certainly do.
Wow. You’re really quite full of yourself, aren’t you? 
I wish.
Look, I’m trying to insult you. Will you please just act wounded? 
No can do. I’m too happy.
Why? 
Because I’m head over heels in love.
With whom? 
With me.
Wait. Who’s in love with you? 
I am.
What? 
My orientation happens to be autosexual.
What do you mean? Like a sexy robot? 
No, not like a sexy robot.
Or does it mean you get aroused by cars, like Jeremy Clarkson? 
It means that I am sexually attracted to myself.
How does that even work? 
Well, I usually start by lighting a few candles and checking I’ve got fresh batteries. Then …
Stop. If you’re talking about masturbation, everybody does that. I hear. 
Autosexuality is different from autoeroticism. It’s more about masturbating to the idea of yourself.
I’m afraid the distinction is lost on me. 
You might, for example, be turned on by your own nudity. In my case I’m also autoromantic – I literally love myself.
What are you talking about? 
I mean I get butterflies in my stomach when I think about me.
No you don’t. 
Yes I do. I go on dates with myself and buy myself romantic gifts.
If you love yourself so much, why don’t you marry yourself? 
I may. The writer Ghia Vitale got engaged to herself in 2017, and plans a self-wedding at some point.
What’s stopping her? Cold feet? 
She’s just taking things slowly. “Although I will one day be my own wife, I am enjoying the feeling of being engaged.”
You are so having me on. 
I’m not, honestly. Sologamy is a real and growing phenomenon. Lots of people are saying “I do” to themselves in special ceremonies these days, although it is not legally recognised anywhere in the world.
Are you sure this isn’t more to do with the lonely resignation of people who can’t have relationships with others? 
Not all autosexual romances are monogamous, even if they are central to one’s love life. “I now realise that my relationship with myself is as valid as any other relationship,” says Vitale.
Do say: “Who’s the pretty girl in the mirror over there?”
Don’t say: “Look, this just isn’t working. It’s not me, it’s me.”

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This use to be called narcissism , but it does bring a whole new meaning to "go f### yourself "
I wonder is they need to use a condom for safe sex ???